Comedeez

Terms of Service

Last Updated: 6/15/2025

Welcome to Comedeez – The Punchline Playground!

Alright, listen up, chuckleheads! These are the Terms of Service for Comedeez. By using our platform, you're agreeing to these terms. If you don't agree, then this might not be the comedy club for you, and that's okay – maybe try open mic night at the library?

The Big, Bold, Blinking Neon Sign Disclaimer: IT'S ALL JOKES!

Comedeez is a platform for humor, satire, parody, comedic expression, and sometimes, jokes that fall flat (it happens to the best of us). The content created, shared, or generated here, whether by you, other users, or our AI sidekicks, is for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

DO NOT take anything on Comedeez as factual, financial, medical, legal, romantic, or life advice. Seriously. If an AI suggests you quit your job to become a professional mime based on a joke you wrote, please consult a human professional first. We are not responsible if you follow a punchline into a bad decision.

The views expressed by users (or AI trying to be funny) are theirs alone and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comedeez. We're just providing the stage.

1. Your Account (Your Green Room)

  • Eligibility: You need to be old enough to handle a bit of edgy humor and legally able to agree to these terms (usually 13+, but check your local heckling laws).
  • Account Responsibility: You're responsible for your account and anything that happens on it. Keep your password secret – safer than your best punchline.
  • Username: Your username is your stage name here. Make it a good one! (But keep it clean-ish, see Content Guidelines).

2. Content Guidelines (The Heckler Rules)

We love comedy in all its forms, but there are some lines even a comedian shouldn't cross on our platform:

  • No Hate Speech or Harassment: Jokes targeting groups based on race, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexual orientation, disability, etc., in a hateful or discriminatory way are not funny and not allowed. Don't be a jerk.
  • No Illegal Stuff: Don't use Comedeez to promote or engage in illegal activities. That's a one-way ticket to a ban, and possibly a chat with folks who don't appreciate your "criminal mastermind" bit.
  • No Graphic Violence or Extreme Gore (unless it's REALLY abstract and clearly for comedic effect, and even then, tread carefully): This isn't that kind of platform.
  • No Spam or Scamming: Trying to sell us timeshares or "miracle hair growth for bald eagles" through joke posts will get you booed off the stage.
  • Respect Intellectual Property: Post your original material. If you're referencing someone else's work (like in a parody), make sure it's fair use and give credit where it's due. Don't steal jokes – that’s the lowest form of comedy.
  • AI-Generated Content: Our AI tools are here to help you, but you're still responsible for the final output you share. Make sure it aligns with these guidelines. The AI might not have a perfect sense of humor (yet!).

Comedeez is the arbiter of what constitutes a violation of these guidelines. We reserve the right to remove content or suspend/terminate accounts for any reason, especially if you're consistently bombing with offensive material.

3. Your Content, Your Rights (But We Get to Display It)

You own the original comedic content you create and post on Comedeez (your jokes, your memes). However, by posting it, you grant Comedeez a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, display, reproduce, and distribute your content on our platform and for promoting Comedeez (e.g., sharing a funny meme from the platform on our social media, with credit to you).

Your private Joke Book entries remain private unless you explicitly share them.

4. Using Our AI Tools (Your Robot Writing Partner)

  • The AI tools are for inspiration and assistance. The final comedic product is your responsibility.
  • Do not use AI tools to generate content that violates our Content Guidelines.
  • Outputs from AI tools are for your use on the Comedeez platform and for your personal comedy projects. Be mindful of the terms of any underlying AI models we may use.

5. Open Mic & Live Features (The Digital Stage)

  • When you go live, you're performing for a potentially public audience. Act professionally (even if your act is unprofessionally funny).
  • The Content Guidelines apply to live performances.
  • We may record or monitor live streams for quality assurance and to enforce these terms.

6. Fees and Payments (For the Premium Hecklers)

Some features of Comedeez may require payment ("Premium Plan"). All payment terms will be clearly disclosed before you commit. We use third-party payment processors; we don't store your full credit card details.

7. Termination (Getting Kicked Out of the Club)

You can stop using Comedeez and delete your account at any time. We can suspend or terminate your access if you violate these terms, or if your jokes are just consistently, irredeemably terrible (just kidding... mostly).

8. Disclaimers and Limitation of Liability (The Fine Print That's Not Funny)

COMEDEEZ IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND. We don't guarantee it will be error-free, always available, or that our AI will write you a Netflix special.

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, COMEDEEZ SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS OR REVENUES, WHETHER INCURRED DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, OR ANY LOSS OF DATA, USE, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, RESULTING FROM (A) YOUR ACCESS TO OR USE OF OR INABILITY TO ACCESS OR USE THE SERVICE; (B) ANY CONDUCT OR CONTENT OF ANY THIRD PARTY ON THE SERVICE; OR (C) UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS, USE, OR ALTERATION OF YOUR TRANSMISSIONS OR CONTENT.

Basically, use Comedeez at your own risk. If a joke bombs so hard it causes an existential crisis, that's on you, champ.

9. Governing Law (Where the Heckling is Judged)

These Terms shall be governed by the laws of the jurisdiction in which Comedeez headquarters is notionally located (let's say, "The Internet Comedy Republic"), without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

10. Changes to Terms (The Setlist Might Change, Again)

We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time. We’ll provide notice of material changes. Your continued use after such changes means you accept the new terms.

11. Contact (The Complaint Box)

If you have questions or concerns about these Terms (or a really killer joke you want to share, though there are better channels for that), contact us at terms@comedeez.example.com. (This is a placeholder email).

Phew! That was a lot. Now, go be funny! And remember, if it’s not funny, at least make sure it’s not against the rules.