lalo morales
husband, father, veteran, computer nerd living in san diego. i skateboard, ride a bmx, like programming and robotics. love comedy, kill tony on mondays is my go to, watched every episode of JRE from episode 1, follow all the comics and see as much live comedy as I possibly can. I have never been on stage except for once when I went up for someone who didnt show up, and asked the crowd to boo me, when they did.. I said, "well that wasnt nice!" and ran off the stage. I'm down to do any funny comedians podcast, Im sober now, I used to rage but now Im kind of chill.
Smoke shop guy
I swear man sometimes I'll go into this smoke shop to pick up a flavored vape and they always sell to me but except there's this one guy that doesn't this guy never freaking sells to me and I've even told him man listen I was one of the first guys ever come in the smoke shop I've even met the owner Angelo multiple times I used to carry around a metal smoke shop card in my wallet they're like gave me VIP access to buy these damn things and he's like no I don't know what you're talking about it's them the other day my wife comes home and she's got a pair of freaking geek bar and I'm like where'd you get that because all the guy sold it to me I'm which one the regular guy she goes no the other guy I can't believe it he actually said oh hey what flavor do you want today because I saw him smoking his vape and so when I caught him he just it'll all sell you on your kool and so then I go in there say hey man come on bro let me get one of those flavored vapes and he's like what do you mean man we don't sell those and I'm like come on bro please don't do this to me that you just sold my wife a pair of watermelon one otherwise a strawberry kiwi fucking nicotine babe please don't do this to me man fucking guy did it to me
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